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Rocky Rating:
R--for violence, language, and sexuality
Disclaimer: Characters
and show are owned by JW and ME.
Dedications: To the Girl From
My Class who's idea to do Bad Buffy I pretty much stole and made my own(everything
else is from my brain)...AND most of all, to my darling Gina Lola Lesbia who inspires
and energizes me like no other. Thanks dollface.
Feedback: As much
as possible.
Notes: This is a teleplay--a
fic in script form--since I'm a screenwriter. It's my first "Buffy"
attempt and this is the tease and Act 1. I've never read a script for the show,
so I can't be sure how descriptive the ME writers get with the action, but since
this will only be READ, and not SEEN on a screen, I made the action very descriptive
so people could picture it in their minds. Also, dialogue in a dual column means
that the characters are talking at the same time. '(OS)' means 'Off-Screen'.
And I wrote the entire thing in less than 5 days...just sayin'.Print
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Summary:
Buffy goes bad after an encounter with a demon and its up to the scoobs to make
her better. Faith returns to Sunnydale.
FADE IN
EXT. STREET - NIGHT
Eerily deserted and silent except for the faint sound of MUSIC in the distance. Suddenly:
FEMALE (screaming) OH MY GOD!
CUT TO:
EXT. DARK ALLEY - CONTINUOUS
Close on a PUNK CHICK pressed against the wall as she PANTS and MOANS loudly.
PUNK CHICK (breathlessly) Oh God yes...yes...don't stop baby, don't stop.
She MOANS even more until letting out a HORRIFYING SCREAM. Popping up into the frame is FAITH, who clamps her hand over Punk Chick's mouth to shut her up. Smoke arises from beneath.
FAITH Aw, sweetness, am I hurtin' ya? Is it an agonizing pain that you wish would just go away to be replaced by pleasure? Yeah you do. You wish it was my tongue inside you right now...
Faith looks downward and then back up.
FAITH Instead of a cross. Never expected to get one down there did ya? Next time, just do your job and eat instead of gettin' some. And I thought I was a slut!
In a flash, Faith pulls out a stake and turns Punk Chick to dust. Faith wipes her hands and absentmindedly picks up the cross from the ground. She takes a few steps before looking at the cross and dropping it, disgusted.
FAITH I'm not THAT kinky. All right, I am...but that's just sick.
Faith heads out of the alley. As she walks:
FAITH Let's see what else is goin' on.
CUT TO:
EXT. RESTFIELD CEMETERY - NIGHT
BUFFY has her hands full with an UGLY RED DEMON. WILLOW nervously keeps a safe distance and watches the fight.
WILLOW (to Buffy) So do you need any help?
Buffy lands a vicious right cross followed by a kick to the midsection and an uppercut.
BUFFY I'm fine.
The Ugly Red Demon recovers and floors Buffy with some powerful blows. Buffy gets back up.
BUFFY Okay, maybe just a little help.
WILLOW How about the ax?
Buffy throws herself back at the demon as Willow retrieves the ax. She searches for a good moment to get it to Buffy but the Ugly Red Demon clobbers Buffy with a series of punches and backhands. The Ugly Red Demon then holds up its right hand, ROARS, and fires 5 mega-claws out of his fingers. He catches Buffy off-guard and swipes at her, catching her in the back causing Buffy to HOWL in agony. Willow's eyes widen in horror and then anger as she approaches the Ugly Red Demon. She leaps up into the air and slices off it's head, the lifeless body falling to the ground.
Buffy falls to her knees clutching her back. Her breathing becomes ragged as blood seeps from the wounds. The blood glows green for a moment. Willow doesn't notice, staring in awe at the demon's dead body.
WILLOW (shouting; to the body) Yeah, that's right! How does that feel you rotten, ugly piece of red oozy--
Willow stops herself and softens up.
WILLOW (meekly) I mean, take that you bad bad evil- doer. Don't mess with my best friend. Right Buffy? Nobody messes with my Buffy-shaped best friend. Right? Buffy-shaped person?
Willow looks over at an awful-looking Buffy getting up.
BUFFY (weakly) Right.
WILLOW Oh my God...are you all right?
BUFFY Your Buffy-shaped best friend is in...uh, good shape, I guess. I just need to relax.
Buffy smiles sickly before collapsing to the ground unconscious.
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