Rating: R-For violence and some language.
Disclaimer: Characters and show are owned by JW and ME-unfortunately...Explains why the show went down the toilet.
Dedications: Jodie Foster...Just 'cause I love her so much.
Feedback: As much as possible.
Notes: Second in a B/F series. The first was "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly". Read that one if you haven't for one obvious reason that it's a companion to this-also 'cause everything I do deserves to be read. Seriously. This is a teleplay: an episode of Buffy as I'd see fit to write it and doubles as a fic. Names in scripts are tricky-if you call someone something and then a character calls he/she something else, you have to decide what name to use from there. So, when the Dark Man is given an actual name, he remains Dark Man for writing purposes. Same goes for any other similar situation. You'll see.
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Summary: Faith gets haunted by her past. Dawn makes friends with the new girl. Give me a break-I suck with titles and summaries-trust me, it's more substantive than that verbally glowing description.
| FADE IN INT. THE BRONZE - NIGHT The place is lively. At a seating area is BUFFY, WILLOW, and XANDER. BUFFY This is nice. Just the three of us...no slaying. Good times. WILLOW Yep...thanks to Faith. Buffy GROWLS, amusing Willow and Xander. XANDER Yeah, that Faith is really something. Gotta have Faith 'cause Faith is IT! WILLOW I have my Faith. Have Faith in Faith--that's my new mantra. Buffy's steaming. XANDER Mine too. Faith saved some school kids the other day. What a gal. WILLOW I know...and Faith rescued an elderly couple and a blind girl! Faith rocks! BUFFY (shouting) Shut up! And shut up some more. XANDER There something wrong Buff? BUFFY Only it's all about Faith these days. Faith this and Faith that and Faith is so great and so beautiful and such a good slayer and her breasts and ass are so perfect and blah blah blah Faith- cakes. It's really pissing me off and I'm going to blow up. A DUDE and CHICK come up to the group. DUDE Hey, were you talking about Faith? We love Faith! CHICK Faith is the best! Like they say: you gotta have Faith. Buffy SCREAMS causing the Dude and Chick to step away from her. They go behind Xander and Willow who crack up. Xander calms down long enough to hand the Dude and Chick some cash. XANDER Thank you so much. Excellent work. The Dude and Chick walk away. Buffy glares scarily at Xander and Willow causing them to wilt. XANDER It was all Willow's idea. I was forced to go along because she threatened me with magic. WILLOW Wimp. XANDER I prefer the term "bravery-impaired". BUFFY I really don't think that was funny. WILLOW You're not supposed to. That's the point. BUFFY Look, can we just NOT talk about Faith please? This is OUR night, something we can't say very often. XANDER You're right. WILLOW Sorry. BUFFY It's okay. So Xan, what's Anya doing? CUT TO: EXT. CEMETERY - NIGHT ANYA leans against a headstone and watches FAITH battle a LEATHER VAMP. Faith doesn't stop fighting as Anya talks. ANYA He cheated on his wife with her sister AND her mother! I took absolute joy in flambaying him. FAITH As well you should. ANYA Are you almost done? FAITH What's the hurry? Xander's got easy access to sex so he ain't goin' anywhere. ANYA It's not that--I just find these patrols to be utterly unsatisfying. FAITH My mind says the same, but my body says a whole lotta different things! Faith finishes off the vampire with a backhand, a knee to the gut, and the dust blow with the stake. Faith takes a few deep breaths as Anya sidles up behind her. Faith turns around and is startled to find Anya right in her face smiling like a goof. ANYA You're horny. Can I help? FAITH I don't think X would like that--or maybe he would since he's a guy, bu-- Faith stops and suspiciously scans the area. ANYA What is it? Is it trouble? Protect me! Anya latches onto Faith for dear life. Faith looks as if she's waiting for something to jump out. She shakes it off after a moment. FAITH Forget it. It's nothin'. ANYA Really? Are you sure? Because there's no such thing as nothing in Sunnydale. Usually, when there's nothing, there's something. So there must be something. FAITH Wait...I do sense somethin'. ANYA Really? What? FAITH YOU smotherin' me! Get off! Anya detaches herself from Faith and sheepishly smiles. ANYA You smell nice. FAITH Oh geez. Faith shakes her head and walks off with Anya quick to catch up. As they go, close on a nearby bush. BUSH'S P.O.V. - FAITH AND ANYA WALKING AWAY WHISPERY VOICE Faaaith. END TEASE |
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