Rating: R--for language, nudity, and lesbos being lesbos
Pairing: Buffy / Faith
Disclaimer: The only characters I own are the ones I created and you know which ones those are.
Feedback: I will be a saaaaad sad man if you don't give me some. Just ask Oral--I keep tellin' her I'll be happy if she gives
me "some", but...
Dedicated: Gina, 'cause I know she wants to give me naked pictures of herself. Oh, and because she's all a wonderful friend and stuff. Whatever. And in honor of the late President Ronald Reagan--I loved the guy for everything he did and stood for; there isn't enough room to go into detail, but even though I was too young at the time to even know he was President, I know my history and I'm grateful he led this country for 8 years. Whether or not you think the country is, I believe the country is and I know my family & I are better off for having him.
Notes: So I've returned. This is episode 8 in my series. If you've forgotten or are just tuning in, I'm a screenwriter so these are "fics" but in screenplay form. They're my own tv episodes. If you haven't already, or need a refresher since it's been 6 months, then please read the first 7 episodes which can be easily found archived at Oralfxatn the website. Excuse the crappiness of the title--I suck at titles. Anybody else here a Mets fan? If you are, I'd really appreciate it if you can email me and share in my pain and suffering. PLEASE? ENJOY!
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FADE IN EXT. GRAVEYARD - NIGHT Fog rolls in. A teen couple stroll through. TEEN GIRL Are you sure this is smart? TEEN GUY It's just a walk... TEEN GIRL ...that's not in the park. TEEN GUY The park is dangerous. TEEN GIRL While this place is so comforting. The teen guy holds up the teen girl and takes her hands in his own. TEEN GUY I just want to be alone with you without interruption. My world doesn't revolve around you--you are my world. TEEN GIRL (smitten) Aww Steve. I love you so much. TEEN GUY I love you too. The teen guy and teen girl hug and prepare to kiss, but: CREEPY VOICE What a beautiful sight. The teens jump out of their skin. They turn and discover the voice belongs to a creepy dude. CREEPY DUDE Didn't mean to scare you. Just making an observation. TEEN GUY Uh, well, thanks. (to teen girl) We should be going--got that exam tomorrow. The girl nods rapidly. CREEPY DUDE Oh don't do that. Wouldn't want to monopolize your time...would we? GRUFF VOICE Nope. DEEP VOICE Absolutely never. The couple are startled to find a gruff dude and a big dude approaching. The couple is scared shitless. TEEN GUY Please--we'll give you anything you want. Just don't hurt us. CREEPY DUDE That's what they all say. Unfortunately for you, what we want involves hurting you. The couple makes a run for it, but the creepy dude cuts them off. He morphs into gameface triggering a SCREAM from the couple. Close on the creepy dude grabbing the couple. CREEPY DUDE Dudes, let's eat. There's a SWOOSH, several GRUNTS, and loud POOFS off-screen. Creepy dude turns to look at the others but they've disappeared. Now HE's scared. Close on creepy dude. A THROAT CLEARS behind him. When he spins, a boot nails him square in the face, followed by successive punches and kicks from head-to-kneecaps with ungodly speed and force. The creepy dude can't defend himself. A stake pierces him in the chest, turning him to dust. Pull back--the couple is shell-shocked. Nonchalantly standing in front of them surrounded by an air of superiority is a casually-dressed, sleek, sly, gorgeous young FEMALE twirling a stake. FEMALE A little advice: dating in a graveyard is stupid and stupid people shouldn't be in love. Wisen up--then go for it. You'll live longer that way. It really was a beautiful moment between you two though. Good luck. The Female walks off WHISTLING. CUT TO:INT. SUMMERS HOUSE, BUFFY'S BEDROOM - MORNING Sunshine from outside and in. The sun provides the light CUT TO:INT. CRYPT - MORNING
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